Mario Vasquez Quits 'American Idol' to Concentrate on Being my Boyfriend

Popular contestent, Mario Vazquez, on the hit talent show, 'American Idol', decided Monday it would be best if left the show to concentrate on being a good boyfriend to me, Robert Farish. Mario hardly ever takes me out anymore or even complements the way I look. He was just too busy and it was putting a strain on our relationship, so I told MArio it was me or the show! And since Mario has undying love for me, he clearly choose our relationship. He decided his dreams of superstardom were not nearly as important as being by my side and doing what I want. I agree, sorry America, but I have to go have sex with my latin lover, suckas!!!!!