Inferno 2: Update 2!: Brad Gets Very Little Air Time : (
Well, looks like sluts are more popular with viewers than hunk-meat (Brad), since the last two Infernos were a taco buffet. Girls talking, girls fighting, falling down, applying make-up, lacing up their corsets i assume..... There were however some important guy moments. Jon, who I will refer to from now on as jesus freak or JF, has a turkey neck, it's pretty disturbing. Thankfully they showed a real nice profile of it with the sun hitting it just so.... JF went to the Inferno last week and was confronted by someone I know (met) personally, Gay Dan from the Real World! As a wise Dean once told me, Dan is adorable and is a charmer (you've captured my heart, Dan). Then at the Inferno, jesus freak gets kicked off by a gay guy yanking down on JF's torso with his crotch. Naturally Julie, the mormon, was so upset by the blasphemy that she put a hex on everyone with her insidious ranting. In conclusion, Robin's boobs are sooooo big!
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 10:36 PM
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You forgot to mention how I keep getting uglier season by season and how I consistently make the mistake of wearing frosty lip gloss!
Dear Campbell,
I only hope this letter finds you. In a desperate attempt to track down whatever happened to Lark Voorhees (Lisa from "Saved by the Bell"), I have been traveling all over the world; going to some of the most remote locations known to man. When I got a lead to check out Latin America, I quickly followed, believing I was finally going to claim my ironic hasbeen prize. However, once I got to the location specified by my man, I realized, too late, that I was now caught in some unretrievable chasm, trapped in a dark and cold canyon where no light or hope dares enter.
I am now stuck in between Robin's boobs.
It's not so bad. Indeed Lark Voorhees is here, along with Shane, and that Swedish Chef muppet. We've become a tight knit group who depend on Robin's messy eating habits and binge-drinking ways for sustenance. Although, with all of the running and jumping about, the whole place is fairly unstable. It's like living in between a giant fault line of a volcano. We lost Shane just the other day, when Robin jiggled her teeters to attract the attention of The Miz; maybe he survived, but the outlook is fairly grim.
I've sent out this blog comment in the hopes that you'll find it, and come and save us before Mark gropes Righty and shakes us all to damnation. These are giant teeters we're dealing with Camps, and, to be honest...I don't know if I will survive them. They are more than I can handle, more than any one man can handle. I can only hope that you'll get this in time and come and save us from Robin's enormous tits. Please, Camps, you're my only hope.
regards,
dean
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