Mario Vasquez and P. Diddy in Cahoots?

It seems Mario and Diddy have really pulled the wool over the nation's eyes in their latest ruse. These two rouges are apparently farce experts and will stop at nothing to bamboozle America. Mario and Diddy's plot made manifest their intent to hoodwink and hornswoggle the public. These wily creatures are not to be trusted! We as Americans must thwart these shenanigans and if we acquit them of this fraudulent artifice, what then? Their next hair-brained scheme could find them in league with the devil himself and it's common knowledge that Bezzlebub is well-versed in swindling. I for one am befuddled! You can abscond Mario and P. Diddy but you can't ensconce.