Terri Schiavo, Most Important Person in the World

Apparently, Terri Schiavo has sky-rocketed to super stardom as she becomes the most important person in the history of the world, ever! Brian-dead cripples are so hot right now! And they are certainly a matter of national importance, hell, global importance. I wonder how France feels about this whole thing. I bet France thinks the whole thing is retarded and that no one really cares about this woman. Does stuff like this not happen all the time, why is it so important this time?! I bet she's republican. I mean when someone is brain dead and most likely in pain and anguish then put them out of their misery, or don't, I don't care, and neither should you. We have to stop this killing or not killing of people, people! It doesn't have to do with us or celebrities so if we all collectively stop caring maybe the journalists will pick up on the lame-factor of brain-dead republicans.