The Simple Strife
One Paris Hilton has recently issued a statement claiming that her and the Pure Prattle's favorite, Nicole Riche, are no longer friends. She also added "Nicole knows what she did" just before rubbing her face in it and hitting her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
**side note: Oh Man, everywhere I turn there I see the headline "The Simple Strife" I thought I was so fucking clever when I came up with that, but I guess it's painfully obvious. Who knew tabloids had such an extended vocabulary***
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 9:20 AM
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Nicole Ritchie should go to war with Paris. Out-do her sex tape (im talkin 5 guys and a chimp), get more scandalous info stolen from her T-Mobile Sidekick. Check that--her Blackberry. Paris, dont you realize that T-Mobile's are so yesterday?
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