Paula Abdul Passes Out Drugs to American Idol Contestents
Paula Abdul's drug habits seem to be rubbing off on the contestants, and even before they knew they were gonna be on the show. I don't know how she gets to them, but she does! Bo Bice, the sexy long-haired rocker from the show has apparently been arrested for cocaine and weed more than once in the last few years (that would explain the long-hair, frickin' hippies!) Clearly he got these drugs from pill-monster Paula Abdul before having sex with her. But more importantly this is bound to be good for other contestents, like Vonzelle, the sexy nubian princess that is going to have my beautiful mixed babies, which I will be selling on e-bay. So stay tuned to buy my baby!!!
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 11:02 AM
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Just once I think it would be great the show was actually creating an American Idol -- either a statue or a person for all of us to worship.
Like a Unicorn with a Black Eye and a never say die attitude.
Or a Fat Chick with a "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt and a very small understanding of the concept of "irony".
Or howzaboot Jesus Christ wearing a beater, torn jeans, and complaining about how someone hacked his blackberry.
OR a Puppy with the wings of an eagle, a dorsal fin like a shark, and a small mohawk. We would call him Jorge Sillypants and sacrific small monkeys and the elderly in his name.
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