Inferno 2, Update 9: No Seriously Lord, Please Kill Veronica
My God, do I hate those three girls! Rachel, Veronica and Tina are like mean girls in high school, which dose not work outside high school and they need to stop. This episode reminded me of a "Goofus and Gallant," the good guys doing everything right and winning and being productive and sharing....and the bad asses taunting and mocking team-mates, snapping and finger pointing, lecturing and condescending.....'twas ridiculous.
I honestly feel really bad for Tonya, I kinda like her, even though she fought with Robin's teeters. She did fine on the challenge and those girls called her a nightmare and mocked her for saying she had rock climbed before, basically breaking down all her confidence; good idea team! Then she's ta Veronica, "was that alright?" and the bitch doesn't even respond. Later when Tonya defended her self just slightly they laughed in her face. They claimed them being mean to Tonya was an issue because Tonya was making it an issue, that's weird and makes no sense, idiots. Apparently Tonya is a "walking time-bomb" liable to go off after weeks of being harassed by the plastics. My God, I hate those girls so much, and Dan says it best: "Today is not the day for me to listen to yelling women." In less of coarse it's Monday in which the Inferno will be on.
Some other highlights include:
The Miz getting racked in the balls and not even crying about it, don't his balls hurt? it looks like they should still hurt.
Are we, the viewer, not supposed to know that T-Moblie paid Mtv to make them keep announcing their phone? or are we supposed to be in the dark cause it's so subtle?
The Miz is upset cause the other team isn't scared of him. He thinks Landon might be getting some spotlight, but don't worry Miz, Landon doesn't have the mental cunning that you do. I mean you're less retarded.
The best part of this episode, I think we can all agree, is when Dan goes "Your Welcome" all sassy at Tina. Way to go Dan, you truly are the hero of this episode!
Join us next week when two star-crossed lovers go head-to-head! hee hee hee, the Miz and Abram get gay on the next Inferno 2.....
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Tonya, Road Rules?
Katie, Road Rules
Arissa, Real World
The Motherload: Flora, Veronica, Beth & Someone Else
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 9:54 PM
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Man oh Man oh Manischewitz.
Where does one even begin?
First of all, I congratulate and celebrate you, fine sir. Your blogging remains one of the shining stars of Cyberspace -- you know, besides all the excellent low quality porn, I mean. You not only tackle all the hard hitting issues facing our generation, but you do so with such aplomb and brilliance that leaves me guffawing (YES, GUFFAWING!) and in a lot of pain from the laughter.
Now onto the post itself --
How can anyone root for team Bad Ass? They are evil little bitches that make fun of each other who really only care about their own asses -- although some of those asses are finely sculpted pieces of buttmeat, but that is neither here nor there.
The only way I can see anyone cheering for Bad Ass is if they are related to these evil soulless fuckers (even then, I'm willing to bet there's a large contingent of family members that truly pray that members of Team B.A. get seriously injured and are mysteriously buried at some crappy Mexican resort). Or maybe they represent that dysfunctional family that we all recognize, or the darkest parts of our souls that none of us dare accept. Either way, they suck huge gorilla balls.
I also immediately thought about how VTR (hereafter referred to as VolTRon) were like the plastics in Mean Girls, minus all of the, y'know, INTENTIONAL comedy. Also, just like the Plastics, as Faux Divas they spurn the love of a gay man rather than encourage it -- which is simply in poor taste and a rather lame decision.
And how does this tie into my thesis (found at the [second] coolest site ever - http://robotsversusninjas.blogspot.com ) that Inferno II is actually the End of Days? Well, when you think of the representation of all that is evil and soulless in this world, doesn't High School tend to come up? You have the squabbling cliques that can only be taken down by some Psychotic Whore & her Sassy Gay Dude sidekick. But are they enough to take down Team VolTRon? Are they?
Dan is the season's Katie. A bitchy team member who isn't that good of a competitor but is funny, sassy, and willing to go toe to toe with team VolTRon in all of its incarnations. They should just have Katie, Dan, and Tonya fight VolTRon to the death! My money is on Tonya -- never bet against crazy gutter trash with a boob job.
Meanwhile, the Ugly Cat Bot from VolTRon, Rachel McUglyFace, did get away with making me laugh when she talked about the curse words erupting from Julie's mouth. Which were hysterical. Why did she keep calling everyone a "frickin bastard"? Odd. And she's married? I mean, besides to Jesus? That gives me some hope. Maybe I can find some lame and partially blind/retarded person to settle down with, too.
I also like how The Miz is a walking joke. How unfortunate is that? First he lands on his balls/tailbone -- which just made me laugh, as well as made Dan revel in the Mongoloid's pain. And then when they're deliberating, and Dan says that everyone wants to vote him off because of his personality. Poor bastard. Then again, he hooks up with everything that moves (lookin at you, Landon), and makes his living doing what are basically obstacle course activities found at a lot of fraternities during Greek Olympics. So don't cry for the Miz, he's doin all right.
Whew, this is the longest posting ever? You know you love it.
Another weird factoid about Good Guys & Bad Asses -- Team Bad Ass has more former Road Rulers than Team Good Guy. Bad Ass has an even number of both Road Rulers (5 - VolTRon, Abram, Derrick) & Real Worlders (5 - Dan, CT, Tonya, Beth, Karamo). Good Guys have 8 Real Worlders (Miz, Jamie, Julie, Shavonda, Robin, Brad, Landon, Jon) and only 2 RR people (Darrell & Jodi). What does this mean? Probably that the RV is tainted and haunted like the Amityville Horror or The Shining and turns everyone who walks onto it into a complete bitchfest. Stay away from that RV, kids.
Are they ever going to make anymore Road Rules or Real Worlds? Or is it just going to be challenges from now on? Oh well.
Lastly, thanks for the porn. You know how I loves it. Also, the random other chick is Jisella. She hasn't been in a lot of challenges, so I assume that means she probably has a life and a career -- way to go Jisella!
"You're welcome!"
I'm so happy. Gay Dan From The Real World's ascendency into RR/RW Challenge royalty has truly solidified the Miami cast's position as Top Best Overall Cast Ever. I am so proud of them. Not only have they refrained from embarrassing themselves by coming back to every single challenge cuz they don't have jobs (I'm talking to YOU, Coral and Mike), they've been hilarious and bitchy in every appearance they have graced us with. Now I totally love you Dan, and I agree that your "You're Welcome" was the delicious climax of an already terrific episode, but you have got to acknowledge that you pale in comparison to the award winner for Best Cast Member of All Time, Flora. In a time and a place when extraordinary individuals are so hard to come by, you, Flora, truly broke the mold of dramatic bitchiness and entertained us all with your boobies and your accent. Viva Flora!!
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