I Dig Up Entire Capital City on Search for Booty

Check out this story about these guys that find buried treasure in their backyard, gold and silver coins and probably rupees! This is my dream come true (to someone else that is). Is this not everyone's fantasy: that they will be being sponge-washed by hookers while doing some yard work and stumble upon infinite riches. Honestly, tell me that is not everyone's fantasy, tell me, I dare you!