Chubby Bunny Turns Fatal

Whose fault is it really that some 6th grader choked to death while playing Chubby Bunny at school? Is it the teacher? The School Board? How about that bitch that couldn't handle her marshmallows. Come on people, there was this one fat kid at my lunch table and we used to stuff him full of all kinds of stuff: chicken nuggets, grapes, pennies, anything we could find really. And if he had died that would be the price he paid for trying to impress us. So I guess we should blame this incident on the media for making kids think they want to be "cool". So don't be "cool", kids, or partake in any activity in which a freak accident could somehow occur.