All sorts of stuff

• The little 16 year old strumpet seen hanging with Paris Hilton, Hayden Panettiere, claims that she was not smoking as the photos on the internet would lead you to believe, but rather the cig photoshoped in. This makes perfect sense, my hand is always posed as though I am smoking, even when I'm not. Lair! You filthy tart!

• If you thought other stuff was fun, you haven't heard of celeb paper dolls!


• Rumor has it the next Real World/Road Rules Challenge will be the cast-mates versus regular dick and janes, but still expect these ordinary contenders to be models with perfect bodies.


• Justin Timberlake won a suit against a British tabloid, and by "won" i mean settled for an apology, for saying he boned some slut. In a related story "Bat Girl" sues World News Weekly for portraying her in an "unflattering light".


• Dolce and Gabanna shows pubic hair in their new ads, heaven forbid! has anyone ever seen a European magazine for crying out loud!! It's hair, it's not a huge throbbing cock, speaking of which D&G might want to rethink their winter ad campaign.


• Well I think Jack Ozbourne is skinnier than me now, I officially hate myself.