K-Fed Roughs Up Papa Smurf Razzi

I have a love-hate relationship with the Paparazzi, on one hand they are a persistence and menacing force against celebs to the point where a telethon is almost in order, but without them how would we know that Britney is actually unattractive and that most stars like to smoke pot topless in their backyard? It's sorta like bugs - sure I wish they were all dead but I guess I would be upset later when the ecosystem goes to shit and we all die - except for in this case I would just have nothing to read on the plane. Therefore like squashing the occasional bug, I do condone shooting a fiendish photographer in the leg every once and a while.

That is why I thank K-Fed for shooting some "fo-tog" with a BB-Gun outside the house where Britney, I believe, was receiving more halter tops for the baby. Now I haven't heard any proof that it was K-Fed wielding the deadly weapon delivering sweet death to any he chooses, besides the obvious: he for sure has a BB-Gun and he for sure is a crazy redneck that would shot someone in the leg, though he probably aimed for the head but was for sure a bad shot. At least there will be pictures of this incident so let's all check next week's US Weekly for photos of a stinky weasel hiding in the bushes.