Another Blessed Ceremony

So I went to another wedding last weekend. I got substantially more drunk at this one and by the end of the night had adorned my self with the faux wedding bands that were at our table. Thank god my date was a bride's maid and therefore I didn't embarrass her in the least.

And You Know What Else....?

• Namoi Campbell attacked another subordinate because it's cool again thanks to Russel Crow.


• Madonna is recording a new album. Isn't it weird that a lady that has tea at her British estate makes a bunch of techno dance songs?


• Lindsay Lohan's father is seeking money from Lindsay's career in his divorce settlement, because being a huge embarrassment and hindrance to her global domination deserves a reward.