Expository Bulletin

• So G-Unit and Fat Joe are feuding, which is going to make my labor picnic really awkward, and hopefully they will kill eachother off and destroy all copies of "Candy Shop" and "Lean Back" in the process. This fight was only further fueled when some G-Unitarian called Joe a "pussy boy" at the VMAs, very mature Mr. Cent. I expected a little more class from "Fity" and his loyal band of thugs.


• I hate Laguna Beach and I don't care who knows it! So I was super psyched to hear that the supposed "stud" of the show got kicked out of a VMA afterparty for being too "drunk." Something that has certainly NEVER happened to me.... But we're not talking about me, and too be honest, we shouldn't be talking about those retarded tweens on Laguna Beach either, they suck! and are abundantly boring!


• WTF, Aaron Carter?! You look terrible! It's all that weed dude.


• Drew Barrymore, Ms. Cupcake-Sweetness, has been accused of being a chain-smoking bitch because she wouldn't put out her cig when asked by, i assume, a school of jesus fish, at a Mets game. You don't tell celebs what to do, they live by no man's rules, they're wild and sexy! just like cigarettes!


• Gwen Stenfani was so upset that Mtv didn't let her perform her audial masterpiece, Hollaback Girl, at the VMAs that she stormed out the show early. She prolly went to go drown her sorrows in the hooch with that guy from Laguna Beach.