The VMAs!!!

Celebrities are fine when they are seen through controlled edited footage, but out of the tank they are really weird and awkward. Did anyone notice how pissed off everyone looked. Do they serve drinks at these things? They should, these people need to lighten up... and take their clothes off.

Well if you couldn't catch the show, this is what you missed....

• R Kelly being an egomaniac!! A questionable pedophile, and an egomaniac!! His fifteen minute "performance" was breathtakingly stupid. And is that whole "trapped in the closet" thing supposed to be his coming out party or something?


• Ciara looking absolutely beautiful! Definitely not a hermie.


• Destiny's Child rolling their eyes and being bitches and Beyonce clapping with stiff wrists and out-stretched palms like Barbie playing the cymbals.


• Puffy giving his watch away to a fan and then giving it away to him again when security took it back from the young man. Puffs then told the fine fellow "anything can happen", using his catch phrase for the twentieth time that night. "Anything can happen" huh Diddy? Sure, if "anything" happens to be people dancing in ADD inspired intervals. Woah Puff, where'd those break dancers come from?! Now OMG, it's MC Hammer, then OMG more dancers, maybe even Omarion. Now what? the people in the balcony are coming down to party with Diddy! Wow!


• Celebs entering from all sorts of places. The best being when they are very slowly raised up from the depths below.


• Did I mention mean-faced grumpy celebs?

ALSO

Making of the fucking band three is coming back! Hell yeah! And a new mother fucking Gauntlet mother fuckers! Finally the corner stone of this incipient blog is back! Can you tell I'm excited?