Celebrity Feuds!

I have always said autumn is the best time for rivalries, the foliage makes a great backdrop for outdoor duels, and it's just in time for the holidays.

• Tyson Beckford is apparently never modeling again because he is mad a P. Diddz for using his image for Sean John past his contract, or something like that. I assume they got in a fight about it and Tyson is now "showing Puffy" by quitting his job. Great idea! That'll show Puffy! Don't people always say: living in squalor is the best revenge, was that it? But let's be serious, Tyson probably hasn't modeled in forever anyways and he surely has a vault of gold coins he swims around in like Scrooge McDuck. So he basically just wanted to give a big public, "Fuck You!" to P. Diddy. Is Tyson Beckford gay? This seems sorta catty, he MUST be gay.


• Now this one is my fav: Lindsay Lohan, for some coke-outed reason, called up the Duff sisters and was hung up on by the Haylie one! Then Hillary called Lindsay back and was like "I don't like people playing on my phone!" Then Hillary used some windex and paper towels to shine her big teeth. Woah, that was really catty of me... am I gay?


• Kanye West said "George Bush doesn't care about black people." Duh. He apparently said this off-the-cuff remark on some live broadcast and was immediately cut-off, then viewers were diverted to Janet Jackson exposing her nipple.


• I think it's about time we the people fueled the rivalry between Madonna and Mariah Carey, I think this is a good one to invest in.


• Ah, the feud between "Vegas" and "London" to see which city is the stupider name for Britney's baby. K-Fed of coarse wants Vegas, while the classier Britney is gunning for London. Awww, that's so sweet Britney, isn't that the city where Kevin left his wife and baby momma for you? What a great guy, you should ALWAYS remember that wonderful place!
  

side note: the tabloids constantly report that Brad and Angelina are living in his "bachelor pad", I don't get it? Are they both bachelors?