SUCK MY BALLS!
- I just watched a Law & Order SVU, clearly written by Republicans, in which they basically said all gay people have super AIDs and are spreading it to their multiple anonymous sex partners because they are too high on meth to stop themselves. I can tell you life as a gay is not that glamorous; every once and a while I get discounts on movie tickets, but that's about it.
- "All the networks are fighting over it" barks Paris Hilton in reference to the on-again Simple Life! It's sorta like Paris Hilton absolutely refuses to go away. Stubborn bitch.
- Gay rumor du jour: Ricki Martin, an old classic and I think it keeps coming back because he is GAY.
- I want to see a show with Nick & Jessica and Posh & Becks and for them to do like a "sweet valley high kids" versus "vulgar British nymphos" type of race around the world in a hot air balloon.
- Has Jessica Simpson had her eyes whitened? It looks like Ashlee has done it too. Creepy Factor: 8.5.
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 10:49 PM
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You're right! Life just isnt that glamourous, all I get is old ladies giving up thier seats for me on public transport, Dammit, I want more!.
celebrity hot air ballooning would be great, but you can't trust jessica around an open flame -- that's just asking for trouble. And David Beckham would probably have an affair in the middle of their hot air ride, while Posh would continue cultivating her bored look. Meanwhile the other Spice Girls, now led by Ashlee Simpson, would follow the two couples around the world, trying to steal the treasure map.
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