It's Your Boy, Diddy!

When did Diddy decide he was "my boy" I don't like him imposing that relationship upon me. Plus he continues to be racist this season with implying that for a white person to be talented they need to "channel that inner black," that's old hat Diddy. He also continues to reward girls for losing weight. And through it all he manages to be the most un-intimidating no-nonsense tough guy ever.

Let's talk about some off these girls individually, shall we?

• Aubrey: Hot hot as usual but she is drifting onto the path of JLo and Nicole Richie, i.e. she is one shiny golden color from head to toe. But because she isn't rich it's probably a cheaper tan and hair treatment, so she's starting to look like she needs to just take a shower. And she might be getting, dare I say, too skinny?


• Aundrea: Jesus, my love for Aundrea (aka "Little Muff") knows no bounds. Her hair has gotten fluffier, her gloss has gotten glossier. She reminds me of a cute little puppy just brought home from the puppy store. Aawwwww! If Diddy eliminates her I'll bomb his house.


• Malika: I feel sorry for her. She so ugly.


• New blond chick: She's not as pretty as she seemed at first. I don't think I'm into it.


• The "jeans" girl: Why did Diddy like her so much? I guess she's cute, but not Audrea cute.


• Chelsea: She looks enormous. She might be like 6', 180 lbs. Kinda gross.


• Dominique: She still looks fat. But now she's hungry and mean. And kinda greasy.

Am I also glad to see they kept the grown-ups from last season. Oh Lorriane I love you, I'm gonna "Boom Boom Bap A Boom Boom Bap" the shit outta you.

I understand that Diddy is having anxiety about giving these girls luxuries, since he feel flat on his face with "Da Band". But the prison thing is kinda weird. He better not make them walk to Brooklyn. They have heels on!

Special thanks to guest editor and MB3 aficionado Katie Garfield.