Thank you all for coming, you all looks great and blah blah blah

So this is it ya'll, the new site. It's about as exciting and informative as Britney's baby wrapped in a blanket, but I promise to post some trash soon!

In the meantime, here's this I guess:
There is an episode of the highbrow Mtv show Next where this chick makes all of her guys get into speedos and then judges their bulges, and if they won't do it she kicks them off. First of all isn't Mtvs supposed to be for tweens? Is this what we should to be teaching them? Second of all, what a good idea!