My most intimate thoughts

• So I bought what I thought was a Men's Magazine like Details and it ended up being a "gay-mag" which you would think I'd be into. But it was terrible! It was just like Laguna Beach, there was a lot of name-dropping and I had no idea what was going on, nor did I care. Why must gay culture be so viciously exclusive people, maybe if the gays hung out with some straights every once and a while we wouldn't be sassing people in sweatpants and calling eachother "girl." Hey gays, we are men who like men, let's try to be a little more manly... as long as we don't have to get dirty or do work.


• Oh Aaron Carter, you are the coolest. And don't worry that you're trying too hard with your new tattoos and tough pot-head slacker attitude; you can overcompinsate as much as you want but nothing will ever make up for "Aaron's Party." You are the definition of lame, get used it.


• Hey MB3 fans! Whatever happened to that "Move your body, shake your body, get naughty naughty..." song form last season? Diddy you had a hit on your hands and you let it drop. I'm not sure Puffy can be trusted to make this band, I mean you saw what happened last time. He is probably to busy buying dog dresses for his Maltese. No joke he has a little "princess" dog and dresses it all frilly and prolly gets its nails done and shit.


• Umm... when did Katie Holmes get this pregnant? I think this might be a really old Catherine Zeta-Jones and Micheal Douglas pic.
  
  Also I hear Katie can't talk at all for the first week the baby is born, based on a few videos I watched in AP Pysch, I think that will make the baby retarded.