Hey Tom Cruise! Everybody Hates You!

Well it's obvious. Tom Cruise and Scientology suck the big one.
And I am glad they have made such a colossal stink about getting made fun of becasue now they look even more like sore-losers/pussies and have attracted international attention to the fact that they are sore-pussies. At this point they should just crawl into a hole and die. You know what, I'll even help dig that hole.

But anyway, other stuff is going on too.....

• Prince gets in trouble for painting purple stripes on his rental mansion. I am so sick and tired of everyone hating on purple! Purple is great and you all know it!


• I have "McPheever"!! That's right I love me some Katherine McPhee (from American Idol), last night's performance was chilling! Paula prolly told her: (read in your head with choppy pauses and a lot of strange throat/swallowing noises) "You are a true talent, and you are who you are and i like that about you." ....right Paula....sure... But seriously Katherine sounds great and is also a stone cold fox. I kinda want to bang her and she has pretty hair. I also like my man Elliot who, regretfully, is NO stone cold fox, he is in fact, quite ugly.
  ps: The only way to watch AI is to DVR it and then fast forward through the loads of barf to just watch the singing, the whole process ends up taking about 2 hours less and you don't have to listen to that fag Ryan Seacrest, who i hear is a Scientologist.


• Mariah Carey, I love you. Whatever you do, promise me you will never wear an appropriate amount of clothes. So we have a deal? good!


• Who is this Sophie Monk?? And has anyone seen that movie Cool World where the cartoons come to life?? I am just saying it's an interesting theory on how she got to this planet.


• Tori Spellings parents are furious at her for making fun of their e-bay room on her new show. Tori's mom apparently suffers from spenditis and has a special room dedicated to her hoards of ebay purchases. Finally I have way into the Spelling house, then it's straight to Tori's panty drawer....