beefcake, BEEFCAKE!!

Today is just beautiful! And all you gays in Dupont Circle, DC (and other various gay hot spots) know what that means.... shirtless bikers! It's the moment all those guys who have been working out in the winter have been waiting for, a chance to show off those chiseled abs. And I say "thank you" and "please sir my I have some more" and "damn, baby", no seriously, i really do say this. outloud. to the guys. Maybe not that stuff exactly, but when a buff guy isn't looking I do like to yell "BEEFCAKE" and then have them look around all like "someone talkin' to me? I'm beefy"

I bet celebs are going wild on this gorgeous day; making sex tapes and other various bad decisions. Wait, does that make it different from any other day? Nope!

• Britney Spears is pregnant again. Apparently that truckload of contraceptives I sent her was a waste.


• Michael Jackson has shut down Neverland (because he is like broke or something) and is trying to workout and get more manly. Is this the end of his child molestation days? Oh god no. Or at least I hope not, I was gonna put my kids through college on the mental pain and anguish he caused them and the resulting law suit.


• If you wanna see the cute boy from Fall Out Boy naked, check any website (except this one, i didn't even feel like linking it). It's everywhere, it's prolly on CNN.com, and it's nice!


• I think I speak for America when I say Chloe should not have won Project Runway and that she sucks! and her stuff looks like a bad 80s prom and that fabric made me barf. Santino clearly did wonderful and while Daniel might not be my style his stuff looked good too. Why did they choose her? She must have been threatening their loved ones or something.


• Xtina, I love you, and you look very pretty.


• Alright Avril, you have FINALLY won me over, now that you are all girly and hot, check this out.