Here's Some Stuff and Things That Have Happened in the Not Too Long Ago

• Steve-O pees on the red carpet. Now that's how you define class: public urination. But seriously folks I am sick of him showing off his urethra. So you can pee, big whoop!


• Pamela Anderson, David LaChapelle and that weird (tranny?) with HUGE lips Amanda(?) have been seen everywhere together, hanging out and generally being their over-the-top selves. These 3 are sorta giving me that "3rd Rock From the Sun" vibe, I mean that tranny thing looks like a poor attempt at a woman by aliens (at least they got it right with Pam). If anyone sees them with French Stewart call the cops!


• Jake Gaylenhall got pretty sauced at the Oscars or so it seems. Jake, is that all you do when you get drunk, just make funny faces? How bout some streaking or public urination like my man Steve-O. From now on I don't want to hear any news about Mr. Gyllleeenhall unless it involves his privates.


• Oh man Britney Spears is gross. It drives me crazy, why doesn't she care. It seems the only person that doesn't care that Britney is ugly and fat is Britney, the one girl that should. What happened to young women having low self-esteem and body issues. Can we get this girl an eating disorder stat! ps: she might be frickin' pregnant again.


• Hey look what ol'Donnie Trump had to say about his sexy sex-kitten of an offspring: "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." Oh my god gross! he then (prolly) added "instead of just sleeping with her!"


• Last but not least: I spill pipin' hot chili all over myself!