Hot Shots!

courtesy (whether they know it or not) of Hollywoodrag.com

Avril Lavigne: When did you become my favorite? When I wasn't looking? Must of been cuz I REALLY -i mean really- hated you!




Jessica Simpson: I had a feeling you wore a mask most of the time... speaking of which where is that mask now...




Janet Jackson: I wish I could lose 100lbs in two weeks. Was she wearing a fat suit before? Are we being Punk'd?




Mariah Carey: I hate you. You apologize to Xtina right now. PS: you look like the fat Chipette.




Vivica A. Fox: I can't stop looking at this. It's like a car accident.




Mr. & Mrs. Marilyn Manson: Oh I like! Married life has been good to you Marilyn, quite the dapper look!