Nicole Richie: "I'm thin enough to fit in Paris's Vagina"

notice how I spelled Paris's Vagina with a capital V, that's because at this point her giner is a proper noun.

• Paris Hilton hater, Nicole Richie, announced that: duh, she knows she really skinny, what do you think she's been trying to do for the last year, get all skinny obviously. She then goes on to say she's hot and everyone is just ja-ell-ous! and that bitches need to stop jocking her. She mentioned something (okay, this part is real) about how she goes to a doctor to help her gain weight and look like a normal human being. The doctor, of corse, said she is probably anorexic and that's the only thing that makes sense. Obviously. What a waste of money, Nicole, for half the price I could have told you to eat something. As a matter of fact, keep your money (you need them for some fake tits) and I'll even treat you to a hamburger ...or one of those swedish nutrition bars my mom gives to the kids in Africa to help them gain weight...