Great News Everybody! RW v. RR Challenge Updates are Back in Style!

Some of you may not know this, but once upon a time PopBarf was called PurePrattle and the cornerstone of said blog was GLORIOUS posts about each weeks episode of the Inferno Gauntlet: Battle of the Sexes v. The Good Guys or Someshit. However the last RW/RR Challenge sucked donkey balls; it was super boring -even though it had frickin' nut-jobs on it like Jo and Beth. Someone over at Mtv knows what they are doing though because this one is great. I have only seen 2 episodes but I can FEEL the greatness in my bones people; It's probably cuz Tonya's back.

The Castmates!

Ah, the classics. These castmates are like a cup of coca on a fuzzy armchair with the sunday paper when the smell of morn....

Coral is a bitch and she knows it ykn'wadisayin. She's bad to the bone and has huge breasts. She tells it like it is and her breasts do the all the talking... whatever that means..... But seriously she is great and it makes me feel good to know she's there stirring up the pot ...that scoundrel!



Now Katie I like. This bitch is like seriously down. I haven't ever really seen anything like it. She is this under-dog whipping-boy that is tortured by everyone else but she just pushes forth and onward towards victory. She's like Scrappy Doo.



Tina's index finger will also be on the show waving around while berating people and pausing all the time , like: "I will NOT.....(whips head to the side -looks away) .....I will NOT......... stand for this."



Oh yeah, this is great, love me some Tonya. I have missed her so, on a crisp night in Autumn I swear I can still hear her complain.... "....i hate you beth... ...this is too hard... ...I'm una dump all your shit in the pool..." what a little firecracker, that one.



Derrick, also a candidate for Scrappy Doo, is some sort of athletic machine that runs on alcohol. He should probably be turned over to scientists.



Hey Everyone it's Theo! Oh hey, was up Theo! What a great guy! Your the life of the party, Theo! --This guy sickens me with his good time vibe and cool laid back style. Smug bastard.



Darrell is pretty cool I guess. He flips out violently on occasion for no apparent reason, sooo that's nice for the viewers at home.

The Austin Cast, BOOO!!!!

These guys suck something fierce. I wonder if they know they are the archetype of what people hate about couples. NO ONE cares about your relationships so stop acting like it's such a big deal. Other people have lives to you, and they don't revolve are around your stupid relationships!!!! Plus I just don't like these guys! Just look at 'em.



These 2 I def like better because they are more attractive. Melinda is annoying but pretty I guess, and normally I would LOVE Danny cuz he looks like Brad, but no, he just sucks that bad. You know who I miss, CT, what happened to him....?



UGH, these two I can not stand. Wes I hate the most and Johanna is my least favorite. When they show that clip of her bawling at the like vote-off or whatever cuz precious Wes might go home I felt sorry for her for being so lame, but also I barfed, so then I stopped being sorry for her and was mad she made me barf.

My Boyfriends

Good old Shane. I love you ...even when you sorta queen-out a little bit.



Hello, Hello. Kenneth, Kenny, Ken, what is up my man. You are looking gooood, fresh meat. I believe in the casting special he was like, "Yeah I'm a super sexy hot God." Which isn't a problem with me -big ego just means he'll have his shirt off more -remember the Miz.

Stand Out Newbies

Eric, the funny fat guy that sounds like he's in the Blue Collar Comedy Group? I dunno, I might have to throw this one back.



This guy Evan is cute. And apparently super athletic, could this be a new Miz? we'll have to see how much he has his shirt off...



Casey, I see promise in this one.



Johnnie scares the crap out of me.



Ryan is a gay! I'm not sure what kind yet, all i can say right now is that we have confirmed homosexual status.



What kinda name is Ev? This girl has quite a pout and according to mtv is a gay too! They are very progressive over at that Mtv -they even have gays on their dating shows, Jon Norris is a total butt-pirate, and they have that Hulk Hogan show.....

Fresh Meat Duds

Aviv, whatever.


Chandra, FORgettable.


Diem, who? Denim? wha?


Jesse, boring.


Linette.

The Game

Peeps split up into teams of deuce this season to really shake things up on the playing-field! ...and the winning pair from a mission gets to touch a team of their choice where ever they want ...and they get to chose who goes into "exhile," in which they fight in the woods against a gypsy or some nonsense. Last couple standing gets $250,000 a piece [worth of black market babies] which is finally decent money for winning this show. Let the games begin bitches!