Today is Wednesday!

• WTF is wrong with Courtney Love these days? Has anyone else been noticing these pics?! I honestly, no no seriously, I TRULY believe that some aliens have come down and inhabited her body. Check out the look in her eyes, that's an alien in there struggling with the one-twos of walking for the first time. [C-Lovealien pics]


• The Search for the Next Pussy Cat Doll is a must see for everyone... except children of course, do NOT under ANY circumstances let children view this. But seriously, it's a pioneer for the last frontier between strippers and tv... did you know the first stripper used to collect buffalo nickels in a raccoon skin hat, true story.


• Rumors are dervishly whirling around about Drew Barymoore being a big L-E-S-B-O. Uh huh, that's right, lesbian. Mmm Hmmm, GAY! And whom is she supposedly getting so very gay with?! I'll tell you! some chick that founded Jane Magazine -which I didn't realize was a lesbian periodical, but I guess it makes sense. I have absolutely no other details but I can tell you they probably wrote a poem about it, ya know since they're lesbians.


• So Anna Nicole Smith died tragically of a love of nutrients. 'Tis a pity, all she wanted to do was inject and ingest different kinds of compounds! Solid food are over-rated anyways. However, I'm not totally convinced she's dead; my theory is she is looking for the LOST island cuz she thinks Sawyer is hot.


• If you've seen the previews for Spider Man 3, you're probably asking yourself: what "movie-magic" did they have to do to make Kirsten Dunst look less attractive then she actually is. Well the technical process is referred to as "woofing", when CGI animators actually go in frame by frame and do something called "fug-manipulation". true story.


• You guys, what is up with Star Jones?! Creep city! The poor woman looks terrible morbidly obsess AND anorexic. Poor bitch can't get a break... I think she should wear like crazy wigs or huge white gloves and try to pass as a cartoon character.

Naughty Girls.

Oh Dita Von Tesse, Rose McGowan and Avril Lavigne, you make being bad look so good. Am I the only who thinks these three girls need to form a group of some sort. I can just see it now, Diton twirling her parasol about - Rose sucking blood... naked - and then little Avril just brushing her long beautiful hair, and flippin' people the bird. Oh, Avril Avril Avril, like a china doll you are. You are the bull and the china shop all at once, may you continue to blossom, and may your bosom heave.

Rose has a new movie coming out, Grindhouse, in which she has a machine gun instead of a leg, thereby effortlessly dethroning Heather Mills as sexiest amputee. As far as I can tell from the previews, she mostly pole dances with a tassle bikini on, but expect other hot vampness and deep red lipstick.... oh, and titties, did i mention that...

Poor Dita Von Tesse just separated/divorced from Marilyn Manson :( Now, who is going to push her swing now?! ...who is going to bake the cake around her?! ...who's going to help her take off those really long gloves? that shit can't be easy! Bottom line is, I'm concerned. (if you don't know whom Ms. Tesse is, you betta axe sumbuddy, hows about Wikipedia! [DITA VON TESSE]

Avril has a new song and I am very disappointed in her decision to try and stimulate me aurally. I really enjoy Avril when I just see pictures of her whipping her hair about. That's the Avril I love. This Avril that recycles Skater Boy over and over again makes me remember that she married that Doogie Howser gremlin from Sum 41. At least she got rid of the ties, now Avril I don't ever want to see those again you hear me!!