Naughty Girls.

Oh Dita Von Tesse, Rose McGowan and Avril Lavigne, you make being bad look so good. Am I the only who thinks these three girls need to form a group of some sort. I can just see it now, Diton twirling her parasol about - Rose sucking blood... naked - and then little Avril just brushing her long beautiful hair, and flippin' people the bird. Oh, Avril Avril Avril, like a china doll you are. You are the bull and the china shop all at once, may you continue to blossom, and may your bosom heave.

Rose has a new movie coming out, Grindhouse, in which she has a machine gun instead of a leg, thereby effortlessly dethroning Heather Mills as sexiest amputee. As far as I can tell from the previews, she mostly pole dances with a tassle bikini on, but expect other hot vampness and deep red lipstick.... oh, and titties, did i mention that...

Poor Dita Von Tesse just separated/divorced from Marilyn Manson :( Now, who is going to push her swing now?! ...who is going to bake the cake around her?! ...who's going to help her take off those really long gloves? that shit can't be easy! Bottom line is, I'm concerned. (if you don't know whom Ms. Tesse is, you betta axe sumbuddy, hows about Wikipedia! [DITA VON TESSE]

Avril has a new song and I am very disappointed in her decision to try and stimulate me aurally. I really enjoy Avril when I just see pictures of her whipping her hair about. That's the Avril I love. This Avril that recycles Skater Boy over and over again makes me remember that she married that Doogie Howser gremlin from Sum 41. At least she got rid of the ties, now Avril I don't ever want to see those again you hear me!!