This Just in: America Finally Catchs On

I don't know if you lovely readers remember my posting months ago reporting on Paula Abdul being a crackhead, but America has finally taken notice of my obvious reporting. It seems I am not the only one who thinks she acts like a weird robot that runs on drugs. CNN even ran the following quote: "[They discovered she was a pill-monster after] reading messages posted on the Fox talent show's Web site that attributed her odd antics to drug addiction." While I didn't post my findings on the Idols website I am still going to assume they are talking about me and I did a good job breakin' this one wide-open!! Maybe I'll get a job at the Gawker......

oh by the way, apparently she has a lot of problems, none of them being drugs however....so she's just crazy?