Something About Paula Abdul, Again? Jeez!

Well the latest gossip in AbdulGate 2005 is the steamiest yet, so stand back!! It seems a really gross Justin Gaurini wanna-be that was kicked off the show for being a crazy violent maniac is going to publish a book! And he is certainly illiterate so by publish I mean he is going to put his name on it and maybe fabricate a story or two. One of these tall-tales (or are they?) from Corey Clark, the crackhead in question, is that Paula gets all the crack she does from him, j/k that hasn't been proven. Seriously though, he claims they had an affair, butt-sex most likely. If it was Ryan Seacrest in question then maybe I would consider the legitimacy of this accusation, but come on! it's Paula Abdul! Robots don't have genitals and if she's not a robot I'm sure she's all dried up by now, the eighties were crazy!