Well Fuck You Too, Avril Lavigne!!

Am I the only one who thought Avril Lavigne would have gone away by now? Well clearly she hasn't, and we are going to need a better strategy to thwart her for good! Did you know that punk rocker bitch carries a Louie!!! And it doesn't even have any punk indie band iron-on patches either! Ashlee Simpson went away, why can't Avril go with her, they can go to an island together! Avril's bat teeth will be great for getting through those pesky fruit rinds. And Ashlee can...i dunno....tan or sumpin. My point being they don't deserve to be on the mainland with the rest of us.