Some Pun About a Nanny and Dirty Laundry

So the super sexy couple Posh and Becks, which I believe is their beloved moniker, are in an uproar over their nanny publishing naughty secrets. Intimate tid-bits like: Posh loves Cheetos, goes into gas station bathroom stalls without shoes on and wears embarrassing hippie skirts everyday.... oh wait, I mean Posh is probably a crazy bitch and Becks probably has like hundreds of women trying to have sex with him at all times and there is just so much one man's D (defense) can do. If he has sex with a few I figure he is still doing pretty good and Posh should shut up and have a baby, that'll show her. But more importantly this reminds me of the time my nanny published all my horrible secrets. I fucked that bitch up good.