Is Paris Pregnant?

Did those two Parises make a little Paris?

I have read one report which says that skinny bitch is due in December, but it seems like America would see this as a matter of National importance and probably put it as the main story on CNN.com. But it's not. So is this slut's vagina finally going to be used for output rather than input? Can someone tell me! Cause if so I am writing my congressperson about creating a bill that prohibits bourgeois "town-bicycles" from getting pregnant for tabloid appeal, especially if they have the same ridiculous name.

Also Man-Paris's dog's name is Peter Pan, was this planned (since Paris's doggie is Tinkerbell)? Or do these two just run on the same moronic wavelength?