Safety Tips!

• Ashlee Simpson's new CD is tilted "I Am Me", she nixed her other choice "I Am Not Me" cuz after hours of deliberating she decided that was incorrect.


• The Kanye West video to "Golddiggers" makes me hot you guys. I am worried. Those chicks look pretty good.

• I have only seen HBO's Rome for a second and what I saw was tits.


• I have seen almost every Entourage though and I like 'em, but nothing ever really happens. It has certain dramas but they are very simple, like Vince and Mandy go out, Vince and Mandy no go out, Vince gets pussy, Turtle plays video games, it's like a soap opera for straight guys.


• Aeonflux is a good reason to wait to kill yourself till after December 2nd.


• If you can't wait that long, just wait until Doom Comes out October 21st. God I love the Rock, no seriously, Lord can you do something about this? Help me out man!


• No word yet from the gay cowboy movie, could it just come out already?


• drug rumor of the day: Jessica Simpson, big hair like that can only mean one thing.


• gay rumor of the week: (oh yes, this one's all week) Gepetto, what was he building all those wooden boys for anyway...