just some things about stuff

The only reason to have a secret marriage is to attract more attention to it than a regular marriage. People have been speculating if Brad and Angelina have wed for months now and Demi & Ashton just got married and who's still talking about those two losers? Who? Nobody!

I predict Keira Knightly to be the next young starlet to become too famous too fast and make a mess of herself. For her knockers check out this pic [for grown-ups] from a weird movie called The Hole with a chick that I think is Kelly Ozbourne?

By popular request, A side-by-side breakdown of the GOOD and EVIL Lindsay Lohan!!!!!!!!!


The good Lindsay:
Goes to school. Does her homework.

The evil Lindsay:
Sleeps around. Parties with Avril Lavigne.

Now the real question is which ones which? AAHHH!!!!!