Hey, I work in a resturant now!!

A couple observations I've made during my host training at an undisclosed restaurant:

• Lingo is rampant, and catches on like wildfire, even I'm talking about "deuces" and "four-tops!"


• about 10% of the people are overly upset about everything and 10% are a bit too excited.


• It's not as sexy as "Kitchen Confidential" would have you believe. But props to that show for having my favorite airhead Jamie/James King, she plays stupid like non-other.
  
  
  Believe it or not that's Jamie king. still don't know who she is? check here.


• Old people take a long time to do anything, like walk, or settle into their seat; and in the fast-paced restaurant world, it's just rude.


• Telling people to wait is a good feeling, like a power surge.


• You can have as much coffee and diet coke as you want! No way!!


• The cooks won't talk to you. I don't know if it's because you're gay or because you're white, but they won't talk to you.