Choke a duck with fuck and suck!

Lindsay "Steady-Decline" Lohan is in the hospital again with some other transparent excuse, like werewolf bite or some shit, but what is that sly fox really doing there? Dear Lord please be getting big boobs, that was so great when she had huge knockers, she was like the Skipper to a Pam Anderson Barbie.

American Idol's Clay Akien-for-some-bacon is a huge fag surprise surprise, however will this make him less lame? doubtful. btw, i do an amazing "if i whhhaazz invisabowl...." imitation.

Do ya'll think that Brad and Angelina's baby will have angel wings. I sorta do. And like a mane of curly blond locks. It might even bring world peace. But more importantly it's white. So they have 3 of the pie pieces, what's next? Sports and Leisure?

Brit and K-Fed, I gotta talk about them for a minute. Even the mention of the name K-Fed makes me start to feel embarrassed for him like I do for those poor kids on American Idol. And Britney Spears looks like every other dumptruck i see everyday, dumping around being all frumpy. So together they are an embarrassing dump, way to shit the bed you two!

So the weather has been really warm here in the DC metro area, sign of the apocalypse? I dunno, but it's something to think about.