Riddle Me This

Why is it.....

• that everytime i walk into a bar, all the ugly chicks step to me, man funk that!


• God gives the largest penises to animals.


• that 7 children burn to death in a car. First of all are they mexican, how did they get so many in one car, and how come they couldn't get out.


• Ms. Lohan would say she's a bulemic drug-addict and then turn around and deny it. Sounds like she's on drugs. Alert the media!


• that Da Brat and Liza Minelli's ex husband David Gest are dating. Perhaps they both lost the use of all their senses in some freak accident. Or maybe they are perpetually drunk, or this is some kind of gang initiation, or part of a spell or something. I dunno people, I am just brainstorming here. Any ideas?


• that I sorta hate Colin Farrell after seeing his sex tape. He seems annoying or something and he's a real mood killer. You could almost tell that the chick wanted to be like "shut up weirdo." Too bad her mouth was full of Colin cock ...and pubes, btw, there was entirely too much pube discussion.


• Robin Thicke is my new soulful songster number one! check-check check him out!


• everyone is so mean to Kanye West. People act like he killed their parents, which he probably didn't do. So cut him some slack, spare him like he spared your parents.