Exclusive Breaking News!! Yes, yes, I'll pay $50 for one!

I'll tell you something, Brad and Angelina waste no time do they? Can't wait to get another impending divorce started can they!? That's right, they have wed, or so says my gum shoe Ms. Lisa Spyfield who knows some Hurricane Katrina refugees in Sarasota (not sure where this is) and they were told that the center of the town was closed off the other day -like two days ago- because the two were getting the satanic equivalent of a marriage. The town's square of coarse was doused in pigs blood and the two arrived totally nude while all guests wore dark cloaks.

But seriously folks, you heard it hear first, Brad and Angelina got married!*
*according to a townsperson in Sarasota.