Season Premiere!

Britney & K-Fed announce their divorce!! ...Maybe!!

I just wanted to perpetuate rumors that they are spliting up, so tell everyone. hey, it worked on Nick and Jessica. But since they are still together I guess they should join HOVA and B on a balloon race around the world in....

Celebrity Balloon Shennanigans Season Deuce Motha F'kas!

A new gang starts afresh on a more fantastic race around the world than ever! Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Beyonce Knowles, And Jay Zee muster come dawn at Big Ben to launch into the sunset on their travels.

Brit & K-F'ayed show up drunk... and horny. This should keep them from fighting until they sober up ...or finish up. The baby might be drunk too.
Beyonce is "really excited ya'll" and entirely overdressed. Jay-Z is cool as ice. These two are a shoe-in to win the match and are way overdue for a retarded -but shorter to type- nickname. Let's see here, Beyonce Knowles & Jay-Z, how 'bout: Jayonce? B-Z? Beyon-Z? oh! Jowles. That's a good one. You know whose got some jowls: Demi Moore.

Next time on Celeb BS (balloon shennanigans)....
K-Fed kills a stripper. accidently?
Beyonce's sequined booty shorts attract some unwanted gull attention.