Jodie Sweetin shoots Paris Hilton in the face

• Oh Paris, will you ever learn not to leave your explicit materials lying about! It seems photos and tapes have been smurfed from Ms. Hilton once again, what a stupid bitch. But this time there are also some missing diaries, contents of which have been described as "mind-blowing." Nice. Now I can relate to Paris, my sticker album got stolen not to long ago and I am still getting over it. I spent so long collecting all those stickers... *sniff*... and some of them were those puffy ones...*whimper*... you know with the googly eyes... but, I guess I'm lucky they didn't steal a bunch of naked pictures of me servicing half of Hollywood.


• Jodie Sweetin outdoes all those Hollywood coke-whores by admitting to being a full blown meth addict. Woah, she is the LAST person I would have ever expected to be a meth addict, I mean she almost exclusivly wore Pooh bear oversized-tees on Full House. Member that episode where that sassy redhead girl tried to get her to smoke cigerettes in the school bathroom and she decided being cool wasn't for her and that she and her bangs weren't gonna sucumb to peer pressure. Anyway, apparently she was married to a cop too, and he "didn't know". Right. More like "didn't know that bitch was dippin' into my stash."


• So have you heard this joke. This guy walks into a gay bar right, and then he starts attacking people with a hatchet and shooting people in the face. Oh wait, that's not funny, it's sick and I hope that fuck rots in prision for the rest of his life. I bet this disgusting human being is the same pyscho that decapited all those pets in West Virginia. Honestly, what the fuck? i mean what the fuck?!