Maria Carey Hits Number One
According to Maria Carey, "these chickens is ash and I'm lotion". And it's true Maria Carey is hotter than a chicken and no doubt her skin probably feels nicer against the genitals than chicken skin. But America, is someone who compares them self to fowl really the type of person who deserves the number one spot on the BIllboard charts?? Now, a mallard...that'd be different
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 10:54 AM
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To be fair...it's like that y'all. It's like that y'all. It's like th-th-th-that y'all.
The woman is the greatest poet of our time. Who else but a pure lyrical genius (i daresay GODDESS) could conceive of screeching high notes for about two minutes in order to drive animals crazy and serve her evil plots.
On a mariah related note:
How does Da Brat get away with calling Jane from The Go-Gos a hasbeen? Da Brat, you were in GLITTER! Glitter! the only movie that ever profited from Gigli being released, as it eclipsed the awful stank that Glitter released unto this world.
Oh well...there's always next season with Balki & Omarosa. Talk about PERFECT strangers!
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