Inferno 2, Update 7: Lord, Please Kill Veronica

Does anyone else think Veronica reminds them of J-Lo? Maybe that's why I hate her so much and just like J-Lo she gets way too much exposure. How 'bout some Jamie air-time, that girl is so adorably hot they should clone her, but NO we need to get a play-by-play of of Veronica and Rachel's romance. It's just like the tabloids and J-Lo; and Jamie is Jessica Alba. I want to see more of the daily life of Jamie and Jessica Alba, what da ya think America? Some Brad would be nice too....

Absent from this episode was Tonya, what's wit dat? Veronica, that whore, did however make a snide comment about throwing clothes in the pool, as if Veronica's not a crazy bitch.

Onto the mission......it was...something, but what's important is the lifesaver winner won a 42" Plasma TV!! Which is the best motivation do anything ever, especially for males, who definitely pulled it out this mission (ya know, pulled out their A-game not their penis). CT even said "I don't care who wins, I just want that TV," now that's being a team player, dick. Even the girls did okay, Jodi kicked Veronica's ass because apparently Veronica "wasn't trying that hard" which is by far the most little bitch excuse I have ever heard, God I hate Veronica......

Landon ended up winning the life saver winner in some sort of sick demonstration at physical prowess and can now watch his Heman DVD on a huge TV! Too bad Brad didn't win it, though he was close, cause I am so sick of watching our little 13" while we snuggle on the couch and stuff and he tells how much he loves me and we make out......

During the mission Julie did what Jesus would have done, which of coarse is, praise his name "Dear Lord please help me get that flag, oh Lord.." Oh coarse the heathens on the ground laughed at her and rightly so. Julie, you are a jesus fish.

Then there was the Inferno in which Jodi lost miserably to that piece of shit, Veronica, by getting dizzy and falling down. It was all clipped together like an America's Funniest Home Video; they should have added those 'boink' sound effects. When Jodi lost of coarse Dan, who I believe is once again the "Biggest Bitch in the House 2005" (not to be confused with "Miss Teen Pool Tiffany's House 2005" which is clearly Tiffany Thompson), berates poor Jodi with comments like "And YOU picked her!" and "Karma's a bitch!" Is Dan the new Coral? Let's stay tuned to find out...........