Another Expository Bulletin

CELEB GOSSIP!

Jake Obsorne is on his way to not being morbidly obese; notice I said: "on his way." Still, that fat ball of lard has now graduated to fatty status, which is a step up. Maybe he won't be the ugliest celebrity anymore, but someone pretty ugly is going to have to come and take his place.

Jack-o is not a child molester, allegedly . I know the courts acquitted him, but he is still a creepy mother fucker who likes little boys until I see some evidence otherwise, like a tape of him not molesting sweet sweet boy ass. I'll tell you what is not helping his case: his nose. Look at his nose people, and he did that to himself. He can not be trusted.

Alica Silverstone got married to another hippy! Good for them. I still wish she would barf up all her food and make more Clueless movies, but I guess I'll have to reenact that myself... in my apartment... alone.... with my dollies. Shit, did I just type that? How embarrassing; I wish my delete key worked.

Paris Hilton calls everyone who likes her a "loser." She says quote: "These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this [-in reference to her party friends/industry peeps/fans]." God Paris, I can't believe you used to like being worshiped by everyone; I bet all your money is lame too. I agree with Paris, I hate those losers that think I'm cool! I'm gonna only hang out with homeless people from now on. They never pretend to be impressed by my fresh scent or fancy education, all they care about is alcohol and sandwiches. Now tell me what's so "loser" about that, nothing, that's what!

Tom Cruise and his Scientology give me the heebie jeebies. He believes that there are aliens trapped in an volcano. I think he's playing to many video games..they'll rot your brain ya know.

Jessica Simpson and her walkin' boots need to quit being so sexy before all of Hollywood catches a blaze. However I can not condone this stupid movie she's in. It's a so stupid!

TV!!!!

Six Feet Under has been really creepy this season. With Clare droppin' 30lbs and Rico being a creepy stalker and pathological liar, oh and crazy George and crazy Billy, this season just makes me upset. The entire show I am just waiting for someone to freak out/throw a temper tantrum, and they do. But I don't want to worry the whole time I watch the show, how about something good happening to one of the characters.

Stripsearch continues to be my main reason for living. I MUST make love to each and every one of them, some with a bag on their head, but whatev'.

Kept is a great example of how trashy, but great, reality shows get a group of mildly to really attractive people together and force them to take their clothes off. Which is why we need more reality shows!! Especially if they have such delightful villains as Slavco and Ricardo, those beautiful bitches.