Macaulay Culkin; From Cute Kid to Weird-Looking Drug-head

Child star, Macaulay "I think I'm so fucking cute" Culkin, has already received his just desserts for being an obnoxious child-star (these desserts being that he is funny looking and has permeant black eyes) but now even more revenge is in store! Looks like Culkin is on probation cause he loves the weed and the Xanax, which I am actually prescribed and I never take it. So clearly Culkin wants to be just like me! I for one am flattered but we are going to need to do a lot of work on him if he's going to reach my eye-candy status. Maybe some microdermabrasion and some under-eye cream for starters.

PS: Culkin was in headlines earlier when he repressed his memories of Michael Jackson twisting his nipples and bobbling his scrotum in front of a grand jury. The repression was in front of a jury, not the twisting and bobbling. A least I think.