The Inferno 2, Update Feventy! Bye Dan, Hello Little Bitches

The world was shocked on Monday as poor wittle Dan had to leave the villa and go back from whence he came.

The world was a little less shocked when CT and Darrell showed that they are in fact little bitches and regard a small amount of money as paramount above friendship and good sportsmanship. (To be honest I don't think I've ever seen a bad sport's men ship....BTW: that was a terrible gay joke in case anyone was confused).

I think that Dan is a cool guy and a great role model for us gays! He doesn't try to be "gay" all the time and say "girl" and stuff. But he's not ashamed of his homo-heritage either and doesn't try to be a "meat-head son" like so many self-deprecating Homo's. And he succeeds in being a clever and likable character and also someone whom I think has a good set of values and can lay the smack-down, but in an understandable way. Dan, you will be missed and it seems you already found a new job hosting Real World themed shows, way to go!

CT on the other hand is basically a dick and while he is hot I don't see why anyone would want to have sex with him. He seems like he would fuck you then reveal behind a curtain all his other dick-head friends pointing and laughing at you as they throw eggs at you. Okay, that might be a bit exaggerated, but anyone who has relations with him should be ready to deal with a heart-less selfish pig-ork with a temper. Too bad I know a bunch of girls that are into that. So way to go CT, once again you succeed in having things your way while being a horrible human being. What ever happened to Karma? Oh what? He got kicked off weeks ago? That's Keramo silly!

Darrell also showed that he can be a dick, and I for one was surprised. I thought he had some team spirit cause he flipped out when Abe was mean to Brad. He is just prolly sick of Miz and Landon making out all the time, so I guess I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.

Also on this episode:

• Abe? Was he there? I don't remember him being on this episode...hmm...
• Shevonda sucks! I can't believe $10,000 (shared, but still) can't motivate her to do a light jog, stupid bitch.
• Rachel sorta sucks at the missions, anyone else notice that? She's just riding that lesbian thing. Come to think of it, I have never even seen her have lesbian sex, how do we even know.....
• Way to lose the mission for everyone Veronica! Too bad if it was Tonya they would have all burned her with cigarettes and locked her outside for the night. Poor Tonya. Speaking of Tonya looks like it's another "Tonya freaks out" episode next week. I hope she is on every challenge, I am really gonna miss her.