Ciara's Little Secret

About two weeks ago my cousin Lindsay suggested that Ciara used to be a man, to which I scoffed. A brief scan of the world wide web showed nothing of the sort, so I dismissed this silly rumor and recommended my cousin for a series of shock treatments.

But it turns on it's all true. I saw it on VH1 even. Ciara is a hermie! Now it's just a rumor, but most rumors about herms are true, plus she is very muscular. The good news is now that she's a man we can finally start dating, yes!!!!