You Don't Say?!

• Besides using the same hook in two different singles ("No no no no... Don't [lie/phunk with my heart]") the Black Eyed Pea's most embarrassing moment must be this recent crotch wetness. I questioned a female friend as to whether or not a tampon would help with this crotch sweat problem and was slapped in the face and then ridiculed for not understanding the complex puzzle that is the human vagina. PS: Rumor has it that Fergie was so drunk that she peed and was oblivious/didn't care, but wouldn't the urine have dribbled down her legs? The stain pattern suggests more of a moisture issue.


• Britney Spear's 14 year old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is smoking cigarettes because she wants to be just like her big sis. So she has also been seen cavorting with some weasel and just generally being an idiot.


• People continue to talk about how Posh Spice, Victoria Adams, is too skinny. Um... hello? She goes by the name "Posh" for crying out loud, she's probably never eaten in her whole life. She does however have huge fake breasts, Nicole Richie, what did I tell you....?!


• Oh man, Tara Reid looks bad... like all over... and in every pic I see of her. I would kill myself if I were her and fast!


• Colin Farrell talks about sucking Bruce Willis's cock in an interview. While gay sex with Colin Farrell is my ultimate fantasy, thinking about him and grandpa Willis is making Tara Reid look pretty good about now.


• Paris Latsis has a tattoo on his arm that says "Rock n' Roll", which looks like "Cock n' Tail" but that's not the point. The point is it's stupid.


• Put a sock in it? or put it in a sock? You decide. (in loving memory of Tiff-Tiff)