VH1 I am Very Disappointed in You!

Anyone here gotten a glimpse of Hogan Knows Best? Anyone? Can I get a show of hands. (Since Vh1 seems to air this show 10 times a day it is only natural that you watch a little bit, don't be ashamed.)

Well I have a sneaking suspicions that the show is staged... more than normally. Every person on that show acts like they are auditioning for a middle school play. In one scene where the girl is supposed to be upset and jealous, I swear she cracks a smile. Also, before and after every "word-dump" the son takes he looks off camera as if to get the "a-okay" or the "be crazier lil' Hogan, say something rebellious" from some PA. This show is right up there with Laguna Beach, if I wanna watch some boring teens who are slightly more wealthy than normal pretend to be attractive, I'll go to Tysons II (that ones for all my NoVa-heads up in this mother).

In other reality tv news Stripsearch's host, Billy Cross from the Thunda Down Unda, sucks balls and has no idea what he's doing. First of all why so short? The whole time Billy was freaking out about how they only had 20 some odd days before Vegas, as if it would fuck up the space-time continuum if he gave them another month. He made up the schedule, so give them more time, which would mean more episodes!! Also, Billy, why the hell would you get rid of Brian. He's the greatest and sorta looks like a dinosaur (he should be Koopa for All Hallows Eve). Brian is so hot and he has that sweet voice, why Billy thinks a basket-case is a better addition to the troupe I will never know.