To Do List: What a busy day!!
- Use car title to get a cash loan, with no credit check!
- Take naked pictures of self and pretend not to leak them onto the internet
- Make flip book of two stick figures doin' it
- Collect bottle caps and wonder if everything was this boring before the internet
- Have hetro sex strictly for procreation they way God intended
- Chase goth kids out of town
- Evade loan sharks
- Cry about 'it'
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 12:38 AM
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2 Comments:
Say it ain't so! Procreating? Awww... but seriously, if you take the naked pictures, send me one....
;-)
You forgot
1.make a juicy ham and mustard low-carb pita pocket while air-drumming along to jam bands
2. shake out your towels
3. give a dog a bone
4. read up on gum disease
5. make a top ten list about your LP
6. Put the f%%#ing toilet seat down!
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