Who's Weirder? Tom Cruise or Donald Trump
- both these two actually think people like and respect them.
- Tom Cruise thinks he knows about psychology; Donald Trump thinks he knows about business.
- Tom Cruise thinks dating (and dry humping) a 23yr old C-lister will make him more popular; Donald thinks making races compete against each other will make his show more popular.
- The Cruise is smaller than a breadbox; Trump's hair style is in desperate need of a queer eye.
- Here's what I think sets them apart though: Tom Cruise is a Scientologist!!!! and Donald is married to a one hot bitch, even though they prolly never have sex. Looks like the winner is Tom Cruise, congrats you creepy wood elf, now go kill yourself.
1 Comments:
Whoa...D. Trump "thinks" he knows about business? That's like saying Campbell "thinks" he likes sex with hot guys! Maybe you should have compared Britney Federline-Spears and Tom Cruise...both have made a point of celebrating their idiocy, both pretend to understand strange religious principles, and both love the moneyshot!
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